The family is forced to flee to Texas when their congregation believes Stewie is possessed by the devil; Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into President Bush’s house to steal his underwear.
Cast: Alex Borstein, Mila Kunis, Seth McFarlane
Episode 1Peter drinks at a stag party and is so hungover the next morning that he's negligent at work and loses his job. He applies for welfare and erroneously gets $150,000 per week.
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Episode 2Peter teaches Meg to drive and ends up driving right into the cable company's satellite dish, knocking out TV for the city.
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Episode 3Lois throws Stewie a first birthday party and is heartbroken when she finds out Peter let Meg attend another party the same day.
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Episode 4Peter puts a bar in the basement and has his pals over nightly, but the fun's over for him when Lois starts playing sexy piano tunes a la "The Fabulous Baker Boys."
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Episode 5Peter's jealous when his family dotes on their new, heroic wheelchair-bound neighbour, and he's determined to do something heroic to get their love back.
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Episode 6Peter is determined to get Chris reinstated into the Scouts after he's kicked out for incompetence.
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Episode 7A heatwave in Quahog inspires Peter to enter Brian in a dog show for the prize money to buy an air conditioner. Brian finds the show beneath his dignity, and develops an attitude about his rights that leads him to "fight the power."
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Episode 8Lois' favourite great aunt dies, leaving her a huge mansion in Newport, R.I. The family adapt very quickly to the good life until Peter bids $100 million for a vase at an auction and has to get the money to pay for it.
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Episode 9Peter's Catholic father Francis is forced to retire, so Peter gets him a job at the toy factory. Francis turns it into a joyless workhouse and fires, Peter, so Peter turns to the only man his dad will listen to the Pope.
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Episode 10Peter's worst fears are realized when the world is destroyed in a nuclear blast on January 1, 2000. The Griffins struggle to survive in the feudalistic, post-Nuclear world.
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Episode 11Brian believes his incontinence is linked to romantic feelings for Lois.
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Episode 12A war over a parade trophy erupts between the Griffins and their neighbours
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Episode 13Peter tells a hospital administrator he's dead to get out of a bill, then finds Death on his doorstep ready to take him. Death twists his ankle on the way out and can't work, so he appoints Peter to fill in for him.
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Episode 1Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Players, and decides to put on The King and I
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Episode 2Peter gets in touch with his feminine side after a female co-worker sues him for sexual harassment.
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Episode 3Peter’s "little white lie" about Chris having done his homework snowballs into even bigger lies…until Peter is worshipped as a God.
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Episode 4Peter and Lois become political opponents in their bid to become the new school board president.
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Episode 5The Griffins travel to New York city when Chris’s talent as a painter catches the eye of an art gallery owner.
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Episode 6When the Griffins become a big hit on a daytime talk show, television executives offer them their own series.
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Episode 7Mourning the loss of his mother, Brian accompanies Stewie on a journey back to Quahog after the pair lose their aeroplane tickets. Meanwhile, Lois turns to a relationship video in hopes of improving her marriage.
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Episode 8Peter masquerades as a student in his attempt to eradicate a "drug" problem at Meg’s school.
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Episode 9Stewie falls head over heels for a girl at a day-care centre
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Episode 10Peter’s new mobster friend puts a contract out on Lois’ life.
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Episode 11As Chris attempts to lose weight, Peter alters his own looks via liposuction and extensive plastic surgery.
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Episode 12After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.
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Episode 13Meg attempts to interview town mayor Adam West, but thanks to Peter’s meddling, ends up “outing ” actor Luke Perry instead.
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Episode 14Lois discovers that Peter possesses incredible musical skills at the piano…but only when he is drunk.
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Episode 15When Chris constantly fails at every task he is given and shows no interest in becoming an adult, Peter becomes intent on rectifying his failings as a father.
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Episode 1Searching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. Using his keen sense of smell, he gets a job with the local police department and becomes the top-dog -- until his nose gets him into trouble.
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Episode 2In the conclusion of a two-part storyline, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films.
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Episode 3Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is purchased by a conglomerate that also owns a major tobacco company.
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Episode 4When Quahog is hit by a devastating hurricane, Peter's favourite bar "The Drunken Clam" is destroyed.
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Episode 5When Peter becomes jealous of Chris' physical assets, he joins a gun club to overcompensate for his small size.
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Episode 6When Peter skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies, he is inexplicably struck by lightning and visited by Death.
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Episode 7When Fall hits Quahog, the town becomes infested with New Yorkers who come to watch the leaves change colours.
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Episode 8When Meg applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil.
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Episode 9When Peter's boss dies, the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is destroyed in order to make way for the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute.
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Episode 10When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
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Episode 11Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby.
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Episode 12When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south.
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Episode 13When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog Sea Breeze.
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Episode 14Peter discovers he has a black ancestor
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Episode 15When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe and offers to train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes.
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Episode 1The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
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Episode 2Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon. But when things go awry, they end up posing as a famous actor/director to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they inadvertently discover a copy of “The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This."
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Episode 3When Chris’ teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute. All’s well until Brian is moved to another class where he must teach troubled kids to aim low.
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Episode 4Peter becomes jealous of his friends’ achievements.
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Episode 5When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support.
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Episode 6When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta’s house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.
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Episode 7At a game night among friends, Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit, which leads Peter to gloat and think he’s a genius.
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Episode 8When “The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant.
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Episode 9When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner’s son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
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Episode 10When Lois is short on cash and can’t pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing.
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Episode 11When the Griffins visit Lois’ parents, Lois realizes that her father prevented her from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a model, so she returns to Quahog and hits the catwalk.
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Episode 12When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Meg’s high school teacher and starts to date her.
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Episode 13When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island.
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Episode 14When Chris discovers he’ll be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he assimilates to the uncivilized, tribal culture.
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Episode 15After a controversial mishap occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favourite television shows.
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Episode 1After his first prostate exam, Peter’s convinced he’s been sexually violated and sues the doctor
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Episode 2Peter feels abandoned when his mother gets a divorce… until he sees a father figure in her new boyfriend, Tom Tucker
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Episode 3After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Super Store USA
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Episode 4When Army recruiters show up at Chris’ high school, Brian drags Stewie to recruiting headquarters to complain
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Episode 5When Peter blows off his fingers in a fireworks accident, he corrals Lois into helping him out at work, which arouses his animal instincts
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Episode 6Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but is fired for discussing condoms
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Episode 7Stewie marries his old flame Olivia, but her juice “drinking problem” and his bad attitude quickly put their marriage on the rocks.
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Episode 8Due to a sudden shortage of police officers in Quahog, Joe is forced to recruit Peter and his buddies into the Police Academy.
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Episode 9At the Griffins’ yard sale, Brain mistakenly sells Rupert, sending him and Stewie on a cross-country journey to rescue him.
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Episode 10After Peter accidentally kills his father, he learns that his real father lives in Ireland
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Episode 11Peter discovers the thrill of being the neighbourhood bully but it may cost him the love of his family and friends
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Episode 12After seeing "The Redneck Comedy Tour" Peter becomes enamoured with the redneck lifestyle
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Episode 13Lois insists that Brian learn to use the toilet so he enlists Stewie as his toilet trainer
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Episode 14When Peter comes into some money he decides to fulfil his life’s dream, and open a restaurant
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