Ted
2023 | 2 Seasons | English | Comedy | A
TED is an irreverent, side-splitting half hour comedy series about Bostonian teenager John Bennett and his best friend and forever "thunder buddy."
Season 1 (8 Episodes)
Episode 1E1 - Just Say Yes Part 1
S1 E1 | English | Comedy | A
After Ted’s latest stunt, Matty makes Ted go to school with John. Before even entering the building, Ted decides to get himself expelled.
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Episode 2E2 - Just Say Yes Part 2
S1 E2 | English | Comedy | A
After buying weed in an attempt to get Ted expelled, John and Ted discover their love of drugs. Getting kicked out of school, however, proves to be harder than expected.
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Episode 3E3 - My Two Dads
S1 E3 | English | Comedy | A
Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.
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Episode 4E4 - Ejectile Dysfunction
S1 E4 | English | Comedy | A
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first porno. Matty and Susan’s disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.
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Episode 5E5 - Subways, Bicycles, And Automobiles
S1 E5 | English | Comedy | A
Ted’s plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer up John by finding him a new friend.
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Episode 6E6 - Desperately Seeking Susan
S1 E6 | English | Comedy | A
Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John, and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.
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Episode 7E7 - Loud Night
S1 E7 | English | Comedy | A
Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted’s miraculous origin.
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Episode 8E8 - He's Gotta Have It
S1 E8 | English | Comedy | A
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.
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Episode 1E1 - Talk Dirty to Me
S2 E1 | English | Comedy | A
John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone sex hotline.
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Episode 2E2 - Mrs. Robichek
S2 E2 | English | Comedy | A
Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman, while Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
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Episode 3E3 - Dungeons & Dealers
S2 E3 | English | Comedy | A
John, Ted, and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons and Dragons campaign to score pot.
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Episode 4E4 - The Mom's Bombed Rom Com
S2 E4 | English | Comedy | A
Blaire's rom com movie marathon annoys Matty. Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
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Episode 5E5 - The Sword in the Stoned
S2 E5 | English | Comedy | A
John and Ted audition for the school play. Matty and Susan get part time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
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Episode 6E6 - Roe v. Weed
S2 E6 | English | Comedy | A
Blaire navigates an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
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Episode 7E7 - Susan Is the New Black
S2 E7 | English | Comedy | A
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
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Episode 8E8 - Fraudcast News
S2 E8 | English | Comedy | A
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. verdict.
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